Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Quotean ... The late great Bob Monkhouse

  • I saw a specialist who said: 'Have you heard of faecal impaction?' I said: 'I think I saw that one. Didn't it star Glenn Close and Michael Douglas?'.
  • Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?

  • "It got up to 94 degrees today - that's pretty good at my age."