Dwight: Dude. Who ripped an egger?
Cubert: He who smelled it, dealt it.
Dwight: Well, he who denied it, supplied it.
Cubert: Well, he who articulated it, particulated it.
Dwight: Well, he who refuted it, tooted it.
Cubert: ... Stalemate. — Futurama - Bender's Game
Quotean ... The late great Bob Monkhouse
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